Erin Cholakian
Tickets
On sale heliumcomedy.com
About
The Catacombs & Comedians live actual-play Dungeons & Dragons comedy show has performed in comedy clubs and theaters, as well as with online streaming programs with dozens of stand-up comedians. The comedic players never know what Dungeon Master Dan Taylor will throw at their party. From the monstrous Fowlboar (a cross between a giant turkey and a boar) to Clownbolds (Juggalo Kobolds) to Spellbilly Warlocks. Nothing is too outrageous.
What better way to celebrate the eve of the largest and longest-running gaming convention in North America than by rolling for hilarity and making a joke of the world’s greatest role playing game.
Management reserves the right to prevent customers from entering the facility who they deem disruptive or dangerous to other patrons.
New Quest: Welcome to Chaos & Crawlers!
A live, actual-play Dungeon Crawler Carl Roleplaying Game show, presented by Catacombs & Comedians, featuring funny people, and sanctioned by the Borant Corporation. The players on stage are a group of hopeful meat-based lifeforms making objectively poor decisions as they navigate traps, monsters, and a rules system specifically designed to test friendships, morals, and one’s ability not to scream under pressure. They were selected because they are professionals at handling silence, bombing gracefully, and masking panic with humor. None of those skills will help them here. The audience will experience
What the audience won’t experience
Why? Because comedy under pressure is funny. Because dice don’t respect punchlines. Because watching comedians face a dungeon optimized for entertainment ROI is the purest form of art Borant allows. Throwing amusing entertainers into a lethal dungeon ecosystem engineered for spectacle, suffering, and shareholder value is a hoot. They tell jokes. They roll dice. They learn—too late—that corporate-sanctioned entertainment is still entertainment first.
What better way to celebrate the eve of the largest and longest-running gaming convention in North America than by rolling for hilarity and making a joke of the world’s greatest role playing game.
Management reserves the right to prevent customers from entering the facility who they deem disruptive or dangerous to other patrons.
New Quest: Welcome to Chaos & Crawlers!
A live, actual-play Dungeon Crawler Carl Roleplaying Game show, presented by Catacombs & Comedians, featuring funny people, and sanctioned by the Borant Corporation. The players on stage are a group of hopeful meat-based lifeforms making objectively poor decisions as they navigate traps, monsters, and a rules system specifically designed to test friendships, morals, and one’s ability not to scream under pressure. They were selected because they are professionals at handling silence, bombing gracefully, and masking panic with humor. None of those skills will help them here. The audience will experience
What the audience won’t experience
Why? Because comedy under pressure is funny. Because dice don’t respect punchlines. Because watching comedians face a dungeon optimized for entertainment ROI is the purest form of art Borant allows. Throwing amusing entertainers into a lethal dungeon ecosystem engineered for spectacle, suffering, and shareholder value is a hoot. They tell jokes. They roll dice. They learn—too late—that corporate-sanctioned entertainment is still entertainment first.
